Been looking through this forum, found some answers, tried some of the suggestions and no further forward. Here's my problem.
(I apologise now if some of it is worded wrong, I'm not the car bod, my brother is, I mostly stand around holding the torch or reading forum posts out to him

Last week, pulled my wash/wipers (whilst going 70 down dual carriageway!) and the spray came out, but the wipers didn't move. They'd been fine last time I tried, which would only have been a few days earlier.
I changed the fuse (the limit of my own knowledge), still nothing. So today, took car to brothers, who tried:
- Checking that the fuse was okay. It was.
- Checking for a fault code with his reader (can't remember the make, it's a yellow unit, and none of the French makes seem to be in their in their own right) - no codes.
- Tested wiper motor off the car. It works.
- Tested the yellow plug that goes into the motor. Position 1 is earth, Pos 2 had power, Pos 3 empty hole, Pos 4 & 5 (orange and pink wires) - nothing. Same result with and without fuse in (which is what we expected from what we had read here that the wiper unit always has a live feed so it can park? Or is it so it can report back that they're parked?)
- Put something it to check there was power going through the fuse holder. Yes.
When you move the stalk, you can here a quiet click under the bonnet, coming from the fuse box area, in all positions (I think)
Soft reset BSI (one time) using this guide
Still nothing.
From reading the posts in the forum, I am still unsure what to do next. I think I've read all relevant posts, but I seem to be going round in circles.
If it's the relays, why can we hear a clicking noise? Do we replace the top fuse box (about £25 second on Ebay)? Do we need to check the mega fuses?
Any other suggestions as to what to do next?
I've not had this car a year yet, and I've had more problems with this than I ever had with the previous car, a 98 Clio. Admittedly some wear/tear or crap road conditions (exhaust, coil springs) but in less than ten months there's also been headlight, indicator, the ECU light came on after a random overheat (and there's been several random overheats) - it just feels like I've ended up with a bit of a lemon and don't want to spend a fortune replacing the wrong parts. However, need to have wipers and need to not be without car for too long either!
Your help is very much appreciated.